[프렌즈] 시즌6 1화 Scene #3

[Scene: The breakfast buffet, Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
Joey: Mornin' Pheebs. (Sits down,) Well, my movie has officially been canceled.
Phoebe: Oh Joey, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?
Joey: Nah, I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I'll just fly home with you
guys, what time's your flight?
Phoebe: What about my cab?
Joey: I don't need that anymore.
Phoebe: No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.
Joey: I don't want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an an idea.) Oh-ooh! How about if you come with me?
Phoebe: I don't know, it's such a long trip
Joey: lt'll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to,like,renew our friendship.
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
Joey: Sure?
Phoebe: All right. Although I don't think we need one, I never stopped loving you.

(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Chandler: Hi!
Joey: Hey.
Monica: Hey
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Chandler: So, has anybody talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Joey: Where is the waitress?! I'm starving!
Chandler: It's a buffet man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back! (Gets up and heads for the buffet table with Chandler in
tow.)
Chandler: Listen, I gotta talk to you
Joey: Sure! What's up? (He grabs a plate and proceeds to load it with a huge pile of scrambled eggs.
Chandler just stares at him and Joey reluctantly gives him a spoonful.)
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Joey: Oh my God! That's huge! (Hugs him.) Wait minute, Why wasn't I invited? And who was going to be your best man?
Don't say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross.'
Chandler: Look, l just don't think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Y'know? I mean, I love her and
everything, but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica
and I are moving so fast. Y'know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Joey: oh! Tell her she's not marriage material.
Chandler: What?!
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved.
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon. It's gonna break his heart, he's not gonna think that I don't love him anymore.
Phoebe: Well you don't.
Monica: Yes I do!
Phoebe: Good! Good! I was just testing you.
Chandler: (returning with Joey) Hi.
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.
(Ross and Rachel enter.)
Ross: Hey!
The Girls: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
(They both sit down and Rachel pours them both some coffee. They're acting lie like nothing's happened and
everyone is just staring at them.)
Ross: What?
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or..
Rachel: (To Ross)l don't know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened
last night.
Ross: Yeah!
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.
(Rachel turns to Ross stunned.)
Monica: Rach! We weren't gonna miss our friends getting married!
Rachel: (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.)
Chandler: (not quite sure) You did.
Ross: What?! Hello! We didn't get married.
Rachel: No, we didn't get married! That's ridiculous!
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Ross: We-we-wel remember being in a chapel.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Ross: I-- They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Rachel: No!
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
Phoebe: Hell, I'm drunk right now! (They all turn and look at her.) What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast?! I'm on vacation!
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? (Looks at Ross.)
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the
first two, so you get the third one for free.
Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We we're just gonna
get an annulment.
Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don't think surgery's the answer here.
Phoebe: Oh-oh, that's your thing.
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Your thing. Your thing. Y'know? You're the guy who gets divorced!
All: Oh yeah!
Ross: No-no, that's-that's not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!
Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it!
Then it won't work out and you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) l'm so drunk.